Brooke White did a Showstopper - LITERALLY

Very interesting this night of American Idol, I must say. First of all, it’s an Andrew Lloyd Webber week. The man behind such unforgettable broadway hits like Phantom of the Opera, Cats and Jesus Christ Superstar. But what really caught my attention is Brooke White’s performance of You Must Love Me from the movie, Evita. It’s funny how Brooke’s introduction video buided up the momentum of such a potentially good performance, only to hear her say "I’m sorry, can we (start over)?" after singing the first line of her song. DANG! That was just the most uncomfortable/awkward moment i’ve seen in American Idol. Very very awkward, plus the defeaning silence when Paula was trying so hard to think of something nice to say. A literal showstopper indeed!

Watch the trainwreck below: 

I’ll be really surprised she doesn’t go home tomorrow. The top performers this week are Carly Smithson, Syesha Mercado and David Cook.

You Decide!

Cebu Anal Surgery Scandal

A Cebuano male florist in his 30s was teary-eyed when he saw the video of his surgery for the first time.

The emergency operation last January was already traumatic.

Having a spray can removed from his rectum after a night of sex with a stranger was something he regretted.

Danilo (not his real name) was horrified to see images of the surgery three months later circulating on the popular video-sharing website YouTube.

Danilo said he felt violated and would file charges against medical personnel at the government-owned Vicente Sotto Medical Memorial Center (VSMMC).

He said his rights to privacy and confidentiality were violated. He was also offended when he saw in the video how medical interns and workers jeered and laughed when the metal can of Black Suede body spray was pulled out of his rectum.

The can was inserted by a man he had casual sex with last New Year’s Eve. Danilo said he was asleep when it happened.

It’s really funny what happened to that gay man. Gross, funny and foolish at the same time.

However, the doctors shouldn’t treated him that way. It’s normal to laugh about a thing like that (since it’s really funny). But videotaping while doing the ANAL surgery and later on posting it on the net is just wrong. Their licenses should be stripped off after this incident.

Rupert Grint disses Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton

Rupert Grint has ruled out moving to Los Angeles to boost his movie career - in fear of meeting party girls Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

The 19-year-old actor isn’t keen on moving to Hollywood after a fraught meeting with the Mean Girls star left him disappointed by her egotistical boasts.

And the British star has no intention to hook up with Lohan’s former party pal Paris Hilton either.

He says, “I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’. I haven’t met Paris and don’t want to either. She and Lindsay are the type of girls you need to stay away from.”

Smart kid!

Chocolate Rain meets Rickrolling!

This guy LITERALLY has a frog in his throat! Chocolate Rain + Rickrolling? Death of YouTube.

Mariah’s Reaction to Ken Lee

Mariah Carey speaks up on Valentina Hasan’s Youtube-famed version of her song, Without You/ Ken Lee:

Mimi’s face was just priceless while being interviewed by that weird Bulgarian lady. She must be thinking OMG what am I doing here! Help get me out! LOL.

Of course she applauded Hasan for her fearlessness while in the back of her mind she says - I DON’T CARE! And what the hell does ‘hoot spa’ mean?

Meanwhile, this is the confirmed 2nd single from her latest album E=MC². It’s a midtempo song called Bye Bye. Another hit for sure.

Mariah Carey - Bye Bye: